Insult-o-matic  Have you been served?
    Insult:  Mitt Romney  |  Barack Obama

Welcome to Insult-o-Matic, the website where you come to get the most insulting and offensive comments on earth. We have enough insults, put-downs, come-backs and rants to occupy you for the rest of your life. Be prepared to be severely insulted! Insult-o-Matic is not for the weak at heart, the easily offended, or children. If you fall under this category, please leave now! ...otherwise choose a mode to get started.

Modes
· Home
· Classic insult-o-matic
· Evil fortune cookie
· Pirate
· Psychiatric
· Redneck
· Shakespearean
· Simple
· Yo momma
· All insults


· Make a suggestion
· Insults forum

Articles
· A Man's Chain Letter
· Kansas is a vast wasteland full of morons.
· The Big Cheese
· Personalized insults
· The only chain letter worth forwarding
· Road Rage
· Size (small average large)
· Women - The Truth
· Natalie Portman denounces hot grits
· EuroEnglish
· Add an article
· More articles

Links
· MySpace Layouts

· Cute Pictures

· Funny Pictures

· Memes



Add to your page
UCTAM Changes Leadership
By: Meek Moses
Posted on: Tue, July 13 2004 - 2:09 pm

The United Coalition of Trolls for the Abolition of Moderation (UCTAM) today announced that they have selected a new Troll King to lead their efforts. AC, a coalition spokestroll, said that "This new leadership will help better guide our efforts in the 21st century. Our previous Troll King was just not up to the task, considering his grit habit".

It is rumored that the previous Troll King was forced to leave due to medical problems related to pouring hot grits down his pants more than three times per day. Any more than two times per day is considered dangerous by health experts and more than three is sometimes fatal.

"We are all in this together" remarked one troll when asked about the change "and we have to work together to make sure our demands are met under the new leadership".

The new Troll King could not be reached for comment, although it is rumored that he is more militant than the previous leader.

The Dissociated Press contributed to this report

7166 illiterates could not understand this page.

 
Pictures



Locations of Site Visitors

Copyright © 2005-2017 Funky Llama Productions, LLC. All Rights Reserved.Privacy