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Welcome to Insult-o-Matic, the website where you come to get the most insulting and offensive comments on earth. We have enough insults, put-downs, come-backs and rants to occupy you for the rest of your life. Be prepared to be severely insulted! Insult-o-Matic is not for the weak at heart, the easily offended, or children. If you fall under this category, please leave now! ...otherwise choose a mode to get started.

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Combined insults

This mode is a combination of all the other modes.


Classic insults

These are the insults created by the original insult-o-matic.


Evil Fortune Cookie insults

Evil fortune provide infinite wisdom.


Pirate insults

Ahoy, matey!


Psychiatric insults

Velkome to my office. Pleaze have a seat on ze couch and let me diagnose your problemz.


Redneck insults

I'm gonna rustle me up sum possum stoo!


Shakespearean insults

Get insulted in the tradition of the Bard himself.


Simple insults

Simple insults for simpletons.


Yo momma insults

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