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A Man's Chain Letter
By: A Man
Posted on: Sun, September 18 2005 - 11:47 pm

Finally...a Real Man's Chain Letter!

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything! Just send a copy of this letter to five of your male friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom four were worth keeping. This chain also brings good luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model. You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back. Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below Bill Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
Billy Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
Billie Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
B. Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
William Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
W. Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
W. Jeff Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
W. J. Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
W. Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
William J Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
Willem Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
Wilhelm Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
Willie Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
Will Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017
Mr. Hillary Clinton 780 3rd Ave. New York, NY 10017

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