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Barack Obama
Barack Obama

You abuse donkeys, you cum guzzling arrogant slug who sniffs the indecisive bird brain and the racist hooter.
You are no better than a unsavory psychotic bat out of hell who was born to the worthless pedophile and the snot loving yeast infection.
You suffer from impulsive heterosexual identification .
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard..
You will soon find that it isn't possible to breathe in a hard vacume. On the plus side, you wont have to put up with that summer heat for much longer.
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